unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

unimpressedcats:

save me obi wan 

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Tony Stark + his pet names for Pepper in Iron Man 3

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xlikegold:

onmywaytoonederland:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Canadian Photoset #19

more?

American Photoset#18

I love my country

Since this post was created the new 5, 10, 20 and 50 dollar bills have been rolled out which also smell like maple. God bless us all.

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doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

― But some part of him realized, even as he fought to break free from Lupin, that Sirius had never kept him waiting before… . Sirius had risked everything, always, to see Harry, to help him… . If Sirius was not reappearing out of that archway when Harry was yelling for him as though his life depended on it, the only possible explanation was that he could not come back… . That he really was …

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avengersincamphalfbloodstardis:

lightbringing-fallen-angel:

kennedyclintonkat:

brella:

tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

  • tragic backstories explain bad deeds but they do not excuse them

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A+ gif use

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guiltyhipster:

link6echo:

yeevil:

teamsciles:

laoisepotter:

Don’t you hate it when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers just don’t?

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Omg

It’s even worse when there’s a perfect opportunity for lesbians and the writers want to but can’t 

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wykkyds:

ilikegirlsbro:

This fucked me up

this is pretty cute imo

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whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

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ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

ustayclassy:

My masterpiece of a tweet

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Q
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
Anonymous
A

thaxted:

joleebindo:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

it’s like rock paper scissors: baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil, condom defeats baby

This has more logical integrity than the original game though.


marguerite26:

kk-maker:

2spoopy5you:

lohelim:

winterthirst:

sabacc:

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

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No, see, this scene is just amazing. The costume department deserves so many kudos for this, it’s unreal, especially given the fact that they pulled off Peggy pretty much flawlessly.

1) Her hair is completely wrong for the 40’s. No professional/working woman  would have her hair loose like that. Since they’re trying to pass this off as a military hospital, Steve would know that she would at least have her hair carefully pulled back, if maybe not in the elaborate coiffures that would have been popular.

2) Her tie? Too wide, too long. That’s a man’s tie, not a woman’s. They did, however, get the knot correct as far as I can see - that looks like a Windsor.

3) That. Bra. There is so much clashing between that bra and what Steve would expect (remember, he worked with a bunch of women for a long time) that it has to be intentional. She’s wearing a foam cup, which would have been unheard of back then. It’s also an exceptionally old or ill-fitting bra - why else can you see the tops of the cups? No woman would have been caught dead with misbehaving lingerie like that back then, and the soft satin cups of 40’s lingerie made it nearly impossible anyway. Her breasts are also sitting at a much lower angle than would be acceptable in the 40’s.

Look at his eyes. He knows by the time he gets to her hair that something is very, very wrong.

so what you are saying is S.H.E.I.L.D. has a super shitty costume division….

Nope, Nick Fury totally did this on purpose.

There’s no knowing what kind of condition Steve’s in, or what kind of person he really is, after decades of nostalgia blur the reality and the long years in the ice (after a plane crash and a shitload of radiation) do their work. (Pre-crash Steve is in lots of files, I’m sure. Nick Fury does not trust files.) So Fury instructs his people to build a stage, and makes sure that the right people put up some of the wrong cues.

Maybe the real Steve’s a dick, or just an above-average jock; maybe he had a knack for hanging out with real talent. Maybe he hit his head too hard on the landing and he’s not gonna be Captain anymore. On the flipside, if he really is smart, then putting him in a standard, modern hospital room and telling him the truth is going to have him clamming up and refusing to believe a goddamn thing he hears for a really long time.

The real question here is, how long it does it take for the man, the myth, the legend to notice? What does he do about it? How long does he wait to get his bearings, confirm his suspicions, and gather information before attempting busting out?

Turns out the answer’s about forty-five seconds.

Sometimes clever posts die a quiet death in the abyss of the unreblogged. Some clever posts get attention, get comments, get better. Then there’s this one which I’ve watched evolve into a thing of brilliance.

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skullinski:

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this girl has some hella fine legs right?

right?

RIGHT?

R I G H T?

WRONG

it’s albert einstein

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writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

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perseidbadger:

pinkrocksugar:

cakesbeyondbelief:

Dragon wedding cake

this is the only wedding cake i will accept

purplecelery
you should have one for every birthday!!

perseidbadger:

pinkrocksugar:

cakesbeyondbelief:

Dragon wedding cake

this is the only wedding cake i will accept

purplecelery
you should have one for every birthday!!

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